asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

1o14:

i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first

deerstalkers-are-cool:

So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one 

vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

omg

jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.

sarahjeanne1994:

This lady came through the line I was bagging at today and she had a one year old named Sam and he had blond hair and blue eyes and she was pregnant with her second child and it was gonna be a boy and I wanted to ask her if she was gonna name him Dean but that would’ve been really fucking awkward.

I don’t fucking know how the hell I’m gonna survive this hiatus.